Do you see that Weimaraner
A-standing there on the corner
Looks like he's listening in
On his clueless owner
The one that's shaped like a weiner
He's my information receiver
And everything gets relayed back to me
Then back to the golden retriever

He's a secret canine agent

Looks like he gave me a signal
Oh, when he lifted his paw
That means the beagle has landed
Tell all the rest of the dogs
That someone's wearing a frogstrap
Yeah, somewhere here on the street
That two of us said he could smell it
Hope he don't realize that it's me

He's a secret canine agent

He's a good boy
Well, he's my favorite
He's a secret canine agent