Rape, D.U.I., assault and battery
These are things that will bring you to me
Murder and theft and all of the above
You can bet your life I know what you're thinking of
I've takin' you and I'll take your friends
Don't worry, we'll all meet in the end
'Cause life's a bitch and then you die
Trust me baby cause I don't lie

I'm the goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn Devil and I do it for free

I know the story about your life
If you killed your brother or you beat your wife
And I am here to punish you
You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool
The time has come to say goodbye
The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie
There will be torture and there will be pain
'Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames.

I'm the goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn Devil, Satan if you please
I'm the goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn Devil, and I do it for free

I don't care about you, don't care about your life
Don't care about your children or about your wife
I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law
You're checking in with me
But you can never leave....

There's one way out if you dare
We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hell
As Satan's child you'll start a band
And spread the word across the land

I'm the goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn Devil, Satan if you please
I'm the goddamn Devil, better believe in me (only me)
I'm the goddamn Devil!