I like to eat tiny little mushrooms
They taste so good to me, those tiny little mushrooms
They make me feel real big
They make me feel real small
They don't make me feel anything at all
Once, twice, three times, the lady
Cause you once, twice, three times, the lady
All because I ate that little tiny mushroom
All this stuff is growing in my bedroom
Make it stop
I don't wanna see it anymore