Sirens of Titan, Venus in Furs, Claudia Schiffer
My daddy got me a waterbed
Must have got a deal on her
Peter Arnett in a Baghdad hotel
Peter Arnett showing us Baghdad getting bombed to hell
Peter Arnett showing SCUD missiles headin' for Israel
Should be an easy war to win
But you can never tell, no

I'm on my bed sloshing around
Listening to Sunday Morning, Venus in Furs
Thinking 'bout some bad news
Thinking 'bout the bad news
Thinking 'bout the good grades I shoulda got
And all the work I gotta do
At dinner tonight I will try not to show any attitude, yeah

Sirens of Titan, Venus in Furs, Claudia Schiffer

I guess I was a little peer pressured
Into tapin' up a picture of her
Kurt Vonnegut comin' to town
Speakin' at the university (damn)
I was a little shit, a little right-wing
When he said he loved Clinton, I couldn't help but disagree
I was fiscally conservative until I got that college degree

Sirens of Titan, Venus in Furs, Claudia Schiffer

I won't miss those days
I won't miss those days