I eat dem boogers
Cos they taste so good
Pick it, roll it, flick it
Ya know ya want to

On my way to daycare
I rub it in my hair
Just to mix some head lice in it, yeah

I don't stop pickin til my finger is stickin my brain
People lookin at me like I'm insane
Inside the train, the passengers, lookin disgusted
Like I can't be trusted with my nose mustard

Vomit in their mouth when I pick the snot
And can't watch me lick the lot

Mmmm tasty, salty, slimy
And while I chew it just reminds me

Of munchin on boogers
While the teachers are lookin
And thinkin I'm a gross kid
For what I just did

But I just smile at em
While I slide out a another big yellow and green
Cos I'm a snot machine

And when I get a cold
You gotta watch it
I got 2 slugs slidin out my nostrils

When it hits my mouth
I do that slurp
And then I wipe the rest onto my shirt

I eat dem boogers,
You wanna see me eat dem boogers too?
Then just watch what my finger do

I eat dem boogers
If you ain't watchin I might eat yours
And that's just because

I eat dem boogers
I eat dem boogers, y'all
I won't stop til I get em all

I eat dem boogers
I eat dem boogers
Word up I eat dem boogers til I get enough

Verse 2 and I got sumthin for you
It's small and green if you know what I mean
It's called a booger
And it might have hair in it

And I might stick it under your chair
With it on the top of my finger
Both eyes on it, analyse it,
But don't cry

When I play wit it
Just to see how sticky it be
Before I roll it like a little green sushi

Don't eat your brussel sprouts
Eat dem boogers
Don't eat your dinner kids
Eat dem damn boogers

Put that fork down
And put your finger up
Ya nose til it bleed
Ya gotta get some

And when you aint sick but your friend is
Get to sharing
Dem boogers like you care and you're prepared

To wear it like a snot rocket
On your top lip
And to pop it in
Ya pops will prolly
Vomit when they see what you did, kid

So lemme leave you with a memory, a message
Eat boogers, they're your nose veggies

I eat dem boogers
You wanna see me eat dem boogers too?
Then just watch what my finger do

I eat dem boogers
If you ain't watchin I might eat yours
And that's just because

I eat dem boogers
I eat dem boogers, y'all
I won't stop til I get em all

I eat dem boogers
I eat dem boogers
Word up I eat dem boogers til I get enough