I should have known you didn't have the time my dear
To let this twenty something bring you down with his list of fears
I'd like to think we had some good times though
It's just my inability to think outside the box I know!

She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(Go to Santa go!)

I could see your interest wane my dear
She wanted Mary Poppins and I took her to King Lear
Yes we've had some spills shall I say
And I thought you were going to leave, but not that you'd evaporate


She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(Go to Santa go!)

Please go to Santa go to Santa go go go

She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(Go to Santa Go!)