Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie
What's that name again? I forgot

The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly
I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli
I'm the kung-fu hippie from gangsta city
I'm a rappin' surfer you the fool I pity

Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude
He's totally in my face