I got some numbers on spreadsheets
I got some skin in the game
I take those Ls when they find me
'Cuz baby I'm not afraid

"Oh, can you zip me up?" she said
"I gotta head out to the gala
Shake a bunch of hands as I try to raise a dollar
For the children
'Cuz nobody else will do it
Definitely not our government
Even though that's their workforce"

We take those Ls when they find us
Savor the embarrassment
Something to remind us
That we're not ashamed
That we're not the same
And that it's all a game

Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC
Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC

We take those Ls with the Ws
We take those Ls with the Ws
We take that
We take that
We take that, we take that

Fear of loss and buyer's remorse
I wouldn't know a thing about
Order envy and sunk cost fallacy
I can live without
(Say it with me now)

We take those Ls when they find us
(I'm averse to regret)
'Cuz baby we're not ashamed
(I will never repent)
We take it head on and we don't complain, 'cuz
'Cuz baby we're not afraid

If I had a time machine
I'd go back and make sure my parents were even poorer
That way I'd have to grind twice as hard

Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC
Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC

We take those Ls with the Ws
We take those Ls with the Ws
We take that
We take that
We take that, we take that

Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC
Give it back by demand of the SEC
Yeah, it's fucked, now I'm banned by the FCC