There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on the floor,
Who could ask for anything more,
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg.
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg.
Now the spider's on my leg,
Oh, He's really really big
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg.

Now the spider's on my chest, on my chest!
Now the spider's on my chest, on my chest!
Now the spider's on my chest,
And it's really not the best!
Now the spider's on my chest, on my chest!

Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck!
Now the spider's on my neck on my neck!
Now the spider's on my neck
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck,
I've got a spider on my neck!
Now the spider's on my neck on my neck!

Now the spider's on my face, on my face!
Now the spider's on my face, on my face!
Now the spider's on my face,
Oh, what a big disgrace,
Now the spider's on my face, on my face

Now the spider's on my head, on my head!
Now the spider's on my head, on my head!
Now the spider's on my head,
I wish I was home in bed!
Now the spider's on my head, on my head!

But he jumped off

Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on the floor,
I think I'll show him the door
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.