It's all a waste of time again
She used to mow the lawn
She always wasted everyone
And she always turned me on

Now she's turned in the kind
That isn't so much in demand
And all us vegetables
Can waste our time on someone else

She had a cool invisible
Dog that she called Paul
And we'd always sit around her house
Watching her feed the dog

Now she's got a man
Who don't like dogs, who just likes cars
She's just got a job
'Cause times got hard, so Paul is gone

Now she's turned in the kind
That isn't so much in demand
All us vegetables
Can waste our time on someone else

It's all a waste of time again
It's all a waste of time again
It's all a waste of time again
It's all a waste of time again