Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

Baby, please don't be thick like your friend Dick
Baby, listen to your chick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, I hope this line sticks, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, pay attention to this disc and don't be like Dick

Baby, it's not a trick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, let's have a drink and don't be like Dick
Baby, It can still be magick , if you're not like Dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

You could have it all, don't you see?
But you are being a dick , listen to me
You could live through the night, make everything right
If you'd choose not be the dick type

Baby, it's not a trick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, let's have a drink and don't be like Dick
Baby, It can still be magick , if you're not like Dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

Remember how you used to be?
Laughter and love, just you and me
Don't be a dick , with your clouded mind
Don't come back to me or I'll kick you behind

Baby, it's not a trick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, let's have a drink and don't be like Dick
Baby, It can still be magick , if you're not like Dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

Baby, you know it's true, there's no need to be blue
Just a little shift in view, and you'll make it through
Don't be a dick , be the best of you
It's a choice you can choose, and you'll never lose

Baby, it's not a trick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, let's have a drink and don't be like Dick
Baby, It can still be magick , if you're not like Dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

Baby, please don't be thick like your friend Dick
Baby, listen to your chick, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, I hope this line sticks, don't be like your friend Dick
Baby, don't be like Dick, baby , don't be a dick

Baby, sing with me quick , no more Dick , no more Dick
Baby, sing with me quick , no more Dick , no more Dick
Baby, sing with me quick , no more Dick , no more Dick
Baby, sing with me quick , no more Dick , no more Dick