Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very merry tinsel town

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree
Fa ya la la ya la la la leee

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
It's that time
To send a gift
To those of us less fortunate

Alvin: Dave, if Christmas is so merry
Why did you say, it makes you uptight?

Uh, I never said that Alvin
Yes you did

I don't need this from you, Theodore

You said you can't wait for it to be over and that

Ho ho ho, Alvin, that's your line, ho ho ho

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Carolers sing merrily
Presents promise happiness
If only temporarily

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Grandma sends a baby truck
We are way to old for that
But Dave tells us to suck it up
Fa ya la la ya la la la yup!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
It's that time
To send a gift
To those of us less fortunate

Like, cash Grandma, send us cash

Alvin!

No more trucks grandma

Yeah

Uh-shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, PLEASE!
Alvin: Aw- well you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be

I am NOT IN A BAD MOOD!

Dave, you always said to be honest with our feelings

So!

Just admit your stressed

I am NOT STRESSED!

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Cars are honking constantly
Giving David headaches
And increasing his anxiety

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Grown-ups seem to go beserk
Why are parents so wigged-out
When Santa Claus does all the work?
Fa ya la la ya la la beserk!

Uh-okay hold it right there guys
This is not what I wrote and I never said to suck it up!

Yes you did

Suck it up fellas, just quit your whining and suck it up
That's what you said, Dave

Uh- can we just stick to the song!

We're just trying to express our feelings
And just because we want iPods and cash, AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Oh just suck it up, Alvin

Ha ha gotcha!

Alvin!

You are so busted!

Alvin!

Oh just admit that-

Dave: ALVIN!

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very merry tinsel town

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