It's because you tried to be half a person
Kept uneven bars in some rented house
And then tried to send them back
All to no fixed abode
Could not hail a taxi, not for want of trying

They can't find him
And they can't find him
And they can't find him
And they can't find him

Jesus, what a jerk, how did I get into this?
Been cornered by some freak show
Talking through the gloom of that tower
Hide your Christmas in some smoking shack
Check it out, oracle horoscope for you

And they can't find him
And they can't find him
And they can't find him and they can't

Need to see, subdivide, change your life
I won't let it bring out the worst in me
And then I'll give it up, pack it up, go on
You know you can do it
Five-year plan, go back to college

You can't find me and they can't find me
And they can't find me and they can't