Hey Mr. Bluebell with the soft white skin
Even tone and your pretty blue eyes
I'd like to bake a bit 'bout 'Merican pie
Grab a chair, we'll let you take a big bite (big bite)
We'll have a conversation about the FDA
The captive soul and how you got inside
This conversation won't go lightly
If we refuse to look deep inside

Inside ourselves, there's so much left
There's so much there, we really don't care
Focus themself, scrolling in depth
Aimless and wander, time on the shelf

When the years become days
And the past is today
So easy to scroll all your problems away
Addictions not mentioned with filled out prescriptions
(Yes, we do)

And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell

Shout out to all the teachers getting out of Zoom meetings
Underrated, underpaid for their time (woo-hoo)
Big bank take little bank, little man get sick
Go vote, go hide your money in socks (uh-huh)
I miss the days when government was all to themselves
Hiding aliens and acting weird
We'll take a long stroll down Memory Lane
To figure out how the heck we got here

Inside ourselves, there's so much left
There's so much there, we really don't care
Focus themself, scrolling in depth
Selfish and wander, full of oneself

When the years become days
And the past is today
When nothing has changed and the news is the same
Not all that strange, it's a Twitter Tuesday

And desensitized is the new wave (ow)
And desensitized is the new wave (uh)
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave

(Alright, y'all we have to take a quick break to pay these here bills)
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(Because let's face it, ain't this some shit?)

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(Desensitization, anxiety and hallucinations)
(And the side effects may cause anxiety)
(Depression, desensitization, hallucinations, and anxiety)
(Did I mention anxiety? Did I mention anxiety?)
(Did you hear me mention anxiety?)