Go into the parlor
Make yourself at home
Don't you think you oughta
Call me on the phone
Before you come around
Pour yourself a whiskey if you have a thirst
If it makes you frisky
I guess I'll never learn
Baby what you're doin' to me

Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Because you please me so
Because you please me so
Because you please me so

Wake me in the morning
Wake me before you go
Find some time to kiss me
I want to love you so
The days are passing slow
Don't leave me no money
Coins ain't no reward
All the love I give you
Is all I can afford
Baby what you're doin' to me

Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Because you please me so
Because you please me so
Because you please me so
Because you please me so
Because you please me so

Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Touch me with your Roman Fingers
Love me 'til the day I die
I'll never leave you Roman Fingers
You know why
Because you please me so
Because you please me so
Because you please me so