Month one mary grows a mustache
In the second she grows a beard
In the third month her breasts fall off
The fourth month testicles appear
The fifth her penis shows it's face
In the sixth month grows a foreskin
It took nine months made evident
Experience, she gave it hands
In the seventh month, christ's sandals grow on her
In the eighth month, her chest becomes transparent
In the ninth wounds appear as christ is apparent
And then she was christ
And mary disappeared