Must attend the Meeting
Prioritise the Meeting
Got to make the Meeting
This all important Meeting

Got a problem that won't go away
It's beyond my grade so I've got no say
Easy fix if I had my way
But others need to warrant their inflated pay

It's a time where its feeding time at the feast
It's a time for convoluted speeches

Must attend the Meeting
Prioritise the Meeting
Got to make the Meeting
This all important Meeting

Around the table and it's time to share
Everyone's opinion to the Chair
Each perspective more important than most
Except when it comes to telling the host

Whose the one with the dictionary wide open
Whose the intellectual confuser

Must attend the Meeting
Prioritise the Meeting
Got to make the Meeting
This all important Meeting

Hey, can someone speak the truth
I wanna speak my mind

Hey, whose the one who can fix
The mess that we're all in
Because of this diluted din
Creating problems that are
No longer relevant
Leave the ego at the door

Move over, move over, move over, move over
Whose the one whose affected here
Whose the one whose effective here
Move over, move over, move over, move over
Don't forget whose life is changed
By decisions made this way

Must attend the Meeting
Prioritise the Meeting
Got to make the Meeting
This all important Meeting
Must arrange a meeting
A most important meeting
Invites to the meeting
All must make the meeting

Read the minutes, agenda set
Time to pay the compliments
In all the talk what's been achieved
Difficult to know who to believe

Hear a story embellished with Chinese whispers
Now the truth is based on facts raised from rumours

Must attend the Meeting
Prioritise the Meeting
Got to make the Meeting
This all important Meeting
Must arrange a meeting
A most important meeting
Invites to the meeting
All must make the meeting

Better set a meeting
An all absorbing meeting
There's another meeting
A self-indulgent meeting
Better have a meeting
Another bloody meeting
Now there's a surprise