I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't already in love
Forsake civilization
If I hadn't been so blessed by the lord above
I hate everybody
But my wife who I'm quite fond of
I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't already in love

I could almost be a hermit
If I knew how to garden and hunt
I hate to get dirt in my fingernails
And if I must be blunt
The thought of killing and gutting an animal
Is a fear I can't confront
I could almost be a hermit
If I knew how to garden and hunt

I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't such an INFP
I mostly like to keep to myself
But I get so damned lonely
You can do most anything online
But it can't keep you company
I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't such an INFP

I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't already in love
Forsake civilization
If I hadn't been so blessed by the lord above
I hate everybody
But my wife who I'm quite fond of
I could almost be a hermit
If I wasn't already in love