6 o'clock japseye potato
Onion
Four hundred and twenty five pounds for an Italian
Bum ba ba Bum ba ba is the answer to all my prayers

If I had a badge it would end my loneliness

Will you allow me near your cakes
If you do not well I shall alight near a cottage
Ha ha ha
Combine golden cider

If I had a badge it would end my loneliness

Six o'clock japseye onion potato
I hope that no-one listens to this

Bum ba ba Bum ba ba Bum ba ba

I just want a badge

And I know every 1970's comedian
And when they died
Or if they're still alive

Circle pit and a room filled with mould

If I had a badge it would end my loneliness
Loneliness