I think I'll be a good ghost when it's time for me
to haunt all the people I knew when I was alive.
I'll wear designer sheets as my only ghost clothes
and get good scissors to cut the eye holes.

Chorus:
And hey, it'll be nice
to be see-through for a while.
And hey, it'll be cool
to be feather light for a while.

I think I'll be a good ghost when it's time for me
to haunt all the people I knew when I was alive.
But I wonder if the girl ghosts will know that I'm there.
Or if ghosts in general don't really care.