Under bright lights I dance
Tripping over my own feet
In this farcical musical
Where chaos and laughter meet

Costumes too big to wear
Scripts that I can't recall
Breaking scene after scene
Yet I'm having a ball

Missed another cue again
Melodies go awry
In this farcical musical
Watch our spirits fly

Sing it loud laugh it out
In my topsy-turvy songs
Where nothing goes as planned
And my rights become my wrongs

Props falling from the sky
With each ridiculous twist
Every note off-key
But still I do persist

Missed another cue again
Melodies go awry
In this farcical musical
Watch our spirits fly

Sing it loud laugh it out
In my topsy-turvy songs
Where nothing goes as planned
And my rights become my wrongs

Audience roaring with cheer
In our blunders delight
I might slip and fall
But still I'm shining bright

Missed another cue again
Melodies go awry
In this farcical musical
Watch our spirits fly

Sing it loud laugh it out
Silliness is aglow
In this farcical musical
And now on with the show

Sing it loud laugh it out
I'm Alexis and here we go
In this farcical musical
And now on with the show