Hey now baby
Don’t need no ticket
Might even lick it
I’ll guess your weight in one try
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Yes mam ladies
No need for waiting
I’ll guess your weight and
I’ll make you wriggle and writhe
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If you see me coming hide
Saddle me up for a mustache ride
Ride mustache Ride

Try me honey
Cant fool the guesser
This ole vibrissa
Can tell the weight of a fly
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Doll Faced Angel
For just one U.S. nickel
This sour pickle
I'll bring a tear to your eye
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If you see me coming hide
Or Saddle me up for a mustache riide
Ride mustache Ride
If you see me coming hide

Or Saddle me up for a mustache ride
Ride mustache Ride