She had a look in her eye like she had just got out of jail
She had a tattoo on her arm that said born to raise hell
She was a dishwater blonde with a couple of orange highlights
She had a pack of non-filters rolled up in her sleeve real tight
Well she bought me a drink and the bartender
poured me up a triple
Guess I was drinking it slow
because she asked if I needed a nipple
Last thing I remember was my buddy hollering stop
As I rode out of that dizzy parking lot

Ridding bitch on the back of a Harley
Down River Road with one headlight
In a helmet too big holding on to her real tight
And when we bed down on her jean jacket
It occurred to me right then
I can never go back to the American legion again

Well I woke up hurting and the sky was still pitch dark
And for some damn reason I was humming Achy-Breaky Heart
My arms were bruised, and my knees were bleeding just a little
Don't know if I was on top on bottom or somewhere in the middle
And I was thinking I shoulda just walked
Cause that muffler burned a hole in my sock

Ridding bitch on the back of a Harley
Down River Road with one headlight
In a helmet too big holding on to her real tight
And when dropped me off at my car
Right there in front of my friends
I knew I could never go back to the American legion again

It's gonna be a long time
A real long time
before there ever gonna let me in A77
And I can show my face at the American legion again
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh"