I
I wish that i could be somebody who could see the stuff inside my nose
And I,
I wish that i could buy the pimples on your back and have them on

I
I wish that i could be somebody who could tell me when to wash myself
And it hurts when you got a plug of wax
and you gotta to pay the tax with your drummachine its the end of that scene

And everytime I see you man you look so gross
And all the things you say to me they are so gross
and all the things we do together theyre so gross
and everything about you, youre so gross

and when your head and your hair is full of grease
and you wish you could cease to be a part of yourself
its time to forget about the crime though you really crossed the line
thats fine with me, cause im your only friend

And everytime I see you man you look so gross
And all the things you say to me they are so gross
and all the things we do together theyre so gross
and everything about you, youre so gross