"It's been a pretty long time, baby
But now, I'm back in town
It's time to leave your husband
Now you know that little clown

Last time we were seeing
Didn't you beg for more
It's OK with me as long
As you do it four on the floor

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

I've missed the little North Pole
On the bottom of my twister
Here's the one-eyed-worm
Now you'll never be a sister

Well, it's time to leave now
You better walk her home
Don't forget you underwear
You look pretty stoned

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
"