Bitch stole my car keys
Took 'em out my pocket like they were'nt mine
Just keep the car and drive it of the edge of this fucking town
Bitch used my toothbrush
To hide the alcohol from last night
Crept in my shower
And took some breakfast on his way out
I'm getting tired of him
Being around
I'm getting tired of him
Kicking me of my cloud
I'm lying again
I'm lying again
I'm lying again
I wanna shove your half-pint bullshit
Into your pancake batter brain
You've perfected ruining a smoke break
Aint nobody care what you have to say
Please help me
Can't stop spitting one-liners and clichès
Feel like im stuck in a program
On a television screen
I'm not real
I'm a work of fiction
I'm not real
I don't exist
I'm not there
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Why don't you give them back
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Why, why, why don't you give them back
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
I don't even drive
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Why don't you give them back
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
Why, why, why don't you give them back
Bitch stole my fucking car keys
I don't even fucking drive