You bit me with all your teeth
You ate my hair
You made a scene and broke my TV

You galloped around the flat
It was a crazy rally
You trashed my place and sliced my feet

You are my sugar pie
My pumpkin
Honey babe
The light of my life

You scratched my face 'til it bled
You ate my favorite bonsai
Sometimes I don't know if you hate me

You jumped on top of me
You're such a menace
I forgot to feed you so you ate me

You’re still my sugar pie
My pumpkin
Honey babe
The light of my life