I went to a party in LA
Where all of the girls were too pretty for me
And everyone talking had nothing to say, yeah
And all of the guys were so cliche
Wearing Calvin Klein and knock-off Rays
Posting photos online to people they hate, yeah

How did I end up in a house in the Hills?
Don't really care about who anyone is
All of this hype, night of my life, is this it?

I don't wanna live like all these people here
Keep your vodka on ice while I disappear
I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause these people are weird
I don't wanna live like all these people here
Keep your vodka on ice while I disappear
I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause they're really weird

Play my favorite song, please DJ
Man, I miss the Kanye from 2008
Says the guy in the bomber off his face
Man, that's so LA

How did I end up in a house in the Hills?
Don't really care about who anyone is
All of this hype, night of my life, is this it?

I don't wanna live like all these people here
Keep your vodka on ice while I disappear
I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause these people are weird
I don't wanna live like all these people here
Keep your vodka on ice while I disappear
I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause they're really weird

And the lines in the bathroom are insane
'Cause they're all powdering their brains
And all of their problems are the same
They're just way too cool

I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause these people are weird

I don't wanna live like all these people here
Keep your vodka on ice while I disappear
I don't wanna live like all these people here
'Cause they're really weird

(While I disappear) and the lines in the bathrooms are insane
(While I disappear) 'cause they're all powdering their brains
(While I disappear) and all of their problems are the same
(While I disappear) they're just way too cool