How could we be naughty when I'd thought we'd been so nice?
Could we have been blinded to some little hidden vice?
Did our visions of sugar plums not dance like they should?
I'm racking my brain here, I really thought we were good

I know you've got that list and I know you check it twice
But could you check it again 'cause it seems to me we were all pretty nice
(All except for Buford, 'cause he's got that whole
Last-minute reprieve theory it's gonna work, you watch)

Where did we go wrong
Please tell me
Where did we go wrong
Where did we go
Won't somebody tell me
Where did we go wrong