He told her he loved her but oh, how he lied
Oh, how he lied oh, how he lied
He told her he loved her but oh, how he lied
Oh, how he lied

They were to be married but she up and died
She up and died she up and died
They were to be married but she up and died
She up and died he went to the funeral
But just for the ride just for the ride
Just for the ride he went to the funeral
But just for the ride just for the ride

Well she went to heaven
And flip-flop she flied flip-flop she flied
Flip-flop she flied she went to heaven
And flip-flop she flied flip-flop she flied

He went the other way and frizzled and fried
Frizzled and fried frizzled and fried
He went the other way and frizzled and fried
Frizzled and fried

She looked down from heaven
And laughed til she cried
Laughed til she cried laughed til she cried
She looked down from heaven
And laughed til she cried
Laughed til she cried