Mister "A" Mister "B"
Mister "C" and me
Mister "D" Mister "E"
Mister "F" and "G"
Every one of you I've known
And some of you may remember me
Mister "H" and Mister "I"
Always a mystery

Mister "J" Mister "K"
Misters "L" "M" "N" "O" "P"
Why did you always have to be
A million miles from me?
Mister "Q" Mister "R"
Mister "S" and "T"
I love the way you used to say
Hey sir I'll never leave

You are handsome you are strong
And I just don't belong
In any part of your company
You are wealthy you are kind
You smile when you tell lies
You are all the men that I could never be

Mister "U" Mister "V"
Misters "W" "X" and "Y"
Behind every "hello" smile
There was a tearful goodbye?
All those moments - big and small
Mister 'A" to "Z"
I've paid my dues to each of you
And now I'm going to bed