Perry, doesn't the moon look beautiful tonight?
Yeah, it's round!
Hmm, well, aren't the stars bright?
They're out!
Perry, would you like to take a walk thru the park?
Nah!
But, what would you like to do?

I wanna go home, with you (oh)
I wanna go home with you!
I wanna meet the family
I'm sure that they'll approve of me
I wanna go home, with you (you do)
An' nobody else will do!
Kissing goodnight at your front door
Makes me love you more an' more
I wanna go home with you!

Oh, oh, Perry, here come my two sisters
(Hi Perry, hi Perry)
Hi Jay, hi ya Marge!
Err, what are you doing here? (we're just walking)
Well, why don't you just walk along?
Go get yourself a soda (nah)
Why don't you go to a movie? (nah)
Well, what do ya wanna do? (nah)

We wanna go home, with you (what, the three of ya's)
We wanna go home with you (ah da dee)
We wanna meet your family
We know your pa an' ma will agree
We wanna go home, with you!
An' nobody else will do!
An' when we get your front door
We're gonna love you more an' more
We wanna go home

We wanna go home, he's my date!
I saw him first
Now girls, girls, just a moment girls
Girls, just a moment
Just a moment (you stay out of this)

Well, I guess I'll go home a-lone
I'm gonna go home alone!