Say, what do I do with this stupid tattoo
Of a heart on my neck that says 'Suzy'?
It's as blue as the mold on a cheese that's too old
What a dipstick won't do for a floozy

I thought she was cool, funky, hip and old-school
I was blind as a bat in a blizzard
I said, What the heck and I inked up my neck
Now I looked like a lopsided lizard

Hey, dumb fads, they come and they go
Like the wind and the rain with the weather
I should've slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
Her name's gonna stain me forever

Well, that tart broke my heart when she said we must part
Seems the dude who tattooed me replaced me
That pin-pecking jerk did his homewrecking work
While he smiled, he defiled and defaced me
Hey, life ain't so bad, I refuse to be sad
Got a new doll who's really a doozy
Though her handle is Holly, eh, she's never jolly
When she views my tattoo that says 'Suzy'

Dumb fads, they come and they go
Like the wind and the rain with the weather
I should've slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
Her name's gonna stain me forever

Look out!

Well, I peed away cash on ludicrous trash
Like pet rocks and other cheap rubble, huh!
Much worse than all that, this hideous tat
Ain't done nothin' but buy me deep trouble

Hey, dumb fads, they come and they go
Like the wind and the rain with the weather
I should've slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
Her name's gonna stain me forever

Dumb fads, they come and they go
Like the wind and the rain with the weather (Humph!)
I should've slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
Her name's gonna stain me forever