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And now we begin our exciting adventure of
De La Soul is Dead

Oh my God, Vanilla Ice, oh oh
He's so fly
The boy is slamming
Did you see his body?
Yes, yes And his dancing
That boy is slamming
He can dance too
He could
He can dance better than any rapper I ever seen
And plus his dancing I'm just saying
Yeah baby
He's so jammin'

Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage
For real? Let's hear it
Naw No
Aww, be like that

What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker
Leave me alone Don't Touch Me Don't Touch Me
What do we have here? What do we have here, buddy?
Nothing
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk
Oooh You let him call you Arsenio Oooh
I want the tape
It's mine
Oh, he played you Jeff's getting played Jeff Jeff Bodyslam him, Jeff

Now I've got the new De La Soul tape Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here
What's up baby?
I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box
So, yo, let's get with the ?
I got the bidox, let's do this like ?

28, for those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
A specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet
High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk