I want to tell you a story
Every man ought to know
If you want a little loving
You got to start real slow
She's going to love you tonight now
If you just treat her right now

Squeeze her real gentle
Got to make her feel good
Tell her that you love her
Like you know you should
So if you don't treat her right
She won't love you tonight

If you practice my method
Just as hard as you can
You're going to get a reputation
As a loving man
And you'll be glad every night
That you treated her right