At the table by the kitchen
Sitting in the dim lighting
Four green eyes equidistant between morality and truth

Life's changed from every angle
But we always find a triangle
And you can't tell the boys, they'll tell you to stay away

Everyone knows what we do behind closed doors
But knowing you is the best kept secret
And you're never gone, but you're never here
I can't believe you chose someone different
But you say it's not a movie, it's tv

What if everyone else is just a story to tell?
Red herrings and false bells
And the audience through hell

Cause if I'm too honest
Everytime someone's driving
I wish it was you with your hand on me

Everyone knows what we do behind closed doors
But knowing you is the best kept secret
And you're never gone, but you're never here
I can't believe you chose someone different
But you say it's not a movie, it's tv

You always look tired, like you've lost your life force
Am I a narcissist or was it me?

Cause everyone knows what we do behind closed doors
But knowing you is the best kept secret
And you're never gone, but you're never here
I can't believe you chose someone different
But you say it's not a movie, it's tv -- and we're "The Simpsons"