One day I took
A chicken egg
I poked a hole in it and
filled it with my sperm
then I slept
Next morning guess
what happened, it
cracked and out
came my homunculus

Homunculus!

My friend the homunculus
My friend the homunculus
Found him in my devastation,
Now he's mastered aviation.

My friend the homunculus
My friend the homunculus
H - O - O - M - U - U - N - C - U - L - U - S - S - S - S - S
Yeah

My homunculus attacked me
I don't know what he wants exactly
He spits acid can't you see
I'm so terrified, I set him free

My friend the homunculus
My friend the homunculus
Where he's hiding, I can't tell you
His bloodthirst won't end oh it's true
My friend the homunculus
My friend the homunculus
Oh, he's not a bad guy
It's just that I don't want to die
Yeah!