Went to a party
I danced all night
i drank 16 beers and started up a fight
coz now i'm jaded
your out of luck
i'm rolling down the stairs
too drunk to fuck

too drunk to fuck
too drunk to fuck
too drunk...to fuck
i'm too drunk
too drunk
too drunk to fuck

i know your stories
i like your gun
shooting out car tyres sounds like loads and loads of fun
but in my room
wish you were dead
you ball like the baby in eraserhead*

too drunk to fuck
too drunk to fuck
too drunk...to fuck
i'm too drunk
too drunk
too drunk to fuck.........

too drunk to fuck
mmm
too drunk...to fuck
i'm too drunk
too drunk
too drunk to fuck..........