Oh-ho-ho-ho Dead Joe
Welcome to the car smash
Dead Joe
Junk sculpture turning back to junk Dead Joe

Oh Joe nooooo! It's Christmas time Joe
It's Christmas time now for you and all the little
Bells are hanging 2 x 2 the holly and the nativity
Oh speak to me Joe speak to me Joe speak to me Joe

Oh-oh-oh-ho
Dead Joe
Welcome to the car crash
You can't tell the boys from the girls anymore

Oh-ho-ho
Dead Joe, the end.