What she sees in him I don't really know
Is it his tail? His ears? Please throw me a bone
Vying for your attention is a sad game to play
I've given you all my love is that enough please say
I'm starting to think my wife wants to have sex with our dog
It's the only explanation why she stares at him so long
My eyes are lonely too they cry for only you
A plan oh I must hatch to get rid of him
He'll be gone she'll love me more I call that a win win