You say you love me darling
Please, call me on the phone sometime
You say you love me darling
Please, call me on the phone sometime
When I hear your voice
Ease my worried mind

One of these days
I'm gonna show you how nice a man can be
One of these days
I'm gonna show you just how nice a man can be
I'm gonna buy you a brand-new Cadillac
If you only speak some good words about me

Hear my phone ringing
Sound like a long-distance call
Hear my phone keep ringing
Sound like a long-distance call
When I picked up my receiver
The party said "another mule is kicking in your stall"