Well I don't go out all the time, what kinda fool do you think I am
But a rowdy Wednesday nighter, ain't really something you can plan
Gotta be at work by 7 (that's right)
I should be gettin' home (that's right)
I used to do this all the time, but now I really don't

[Chorus]
I pick my parties, that's what I do
I wish that I could hit 'em all, but I got to pick and choose
I'd be pushing up daisies if I did it every day of the week
So, I pick my parties, oh but sometimes they pick me

Good ones always happen at the most inconvenient time
But once it gets a goin' and is rollin', ain't no slowin' down tonight (oh come on)
That old sun might be risin' 'fore I get to bed,
But I make sure it's always with the poundin' in my head

[Chorus]

If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right
If I'm going out, I'm going out all night

We pick our parties, that's what we do
We wish that we could hit 'em all, but we got to pick and choose
We'd be pushing up daisies if we did it every day of the week
So, I pick my parties, oh but sometimes
I pick my parties, oh but sometimes
We pick our parties, oh but sometimes they pick Toby, T and me

(How do like us now, baby? Ha ha ha ha)