Baby, it's a cold hard fact
We've got so much in common
Still live on opposite sides of the tracks
You've got your angel, I've got mine
And they don't see eye to eye
Like we do
Something borrowed, something blue
Oh please, sugar mama, ain't that old news
You don't suppose that I'm still true to you
After all this time, you must be trippin'
Must be out of your mind
Can't we just press rewind
Until the tape is all worn out
Your therapist and mine
Sworn enemies for life, enemies for life
Good luck trying to outrun your own brain
All the while I'll be smiling, certified insane
Mama, I'm a crybaby
What you gonna do
Just a crybaby
Drop that attitude
Watch out for crybaby
Rubber and glue
Condition critical
Say it isn't true
I'm not a real man
Unlike my old man
What can I say, damn
I guess it skipped a generation
Crybaby
Innocence lost
I was born with my wires crossed
Crybaby
Die, baby
Crybaby
Everybody gather 'round
Throw the first stone at Crybaby
Atone for Crybaby
Don't let 'em catch you
Piss and moan like Crybaby