Bartender come over here
I want to buy the next round of beer
Boys name your poison, don't nobody pass
We're all brother of a bottle an' glass.

The happiest moment that I've ever known
Was the day that she told me she would be my own
But the bluest moment that ever could be
When she said she loved someone much better than me.

Bartender come over here
I want to buy the next round of beer
Boys name your poison, don't nobody pass
We're all brother of a bottle an' glass.

Well, I once had a buddy as fine as could be
We trusted each other completely you see
Well, then I betrayed him just like any wretch
No one but a woman could make you do that.

Bartender come over here
I want to buy the next round of beer
Boys name your poison, don't nobody pass
We're all brother of a bottle an' glass.

When God made man I guess this made him sad
For now they're all good and none are all bad
Then he made woman to cheat and deceive
There's been hell ever since the snake tempted Eve.

Bartender come over here
I want to buy the next round of beer
Boys name your poison, don't nobody pass
We're all brother of a bottle an' glass