Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie
We like an old comfy couch that's a little worn in
We like a cozy little mess in our
Living room
Yes your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie

Your taste is too refined for me and my doggie
We like the free stuff you find out on the street curb
We could have lived for a whole year
On what it cost to buy your furniture
Yes, your taste is too refined for me and my doggie

We might shed a hair or two in your clean house
Track a little dirt and debris in
And my head just don't feel right without a few louse
And I just can't be on a bed not made for three

Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie
We like grandpa's old handmade rockin' chair
It's too new, it's too stiff
There ain't nothin good to sniff
Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie
Your furniture's too nice
Sorry babe, no dice
It just will not suffice
For me and my doggie"