Gather round you buckaroos
Let me ask ya did ya hear the news?
You’ll rethink the life that your gonna choose
That’s right there’s a cowboy on the loose!
Out on the dusty streets he rides,
Silhouette sharp against the moon,
Leather boots and a grin so wide,
Strides into town with the devil’s tune

A shadow cast by a crooked noose!!!
A souvenir from his last escape,
So he runs amok, He’s let loose!!!
With his faithful goose in a feathered cape.

Cowboy on the loose!
Cowboy on the loose!
He’s a ruckus in boots,
Dodging every law , you only ever see his caboose
Ladies line the streets, in pursuit of the brute,
But he's too wild yet, oh they can’t catch him yet,
Cowboy on the loose!

Evil police with sirens wail,
Tearing down the city with reckless abuse!,
They’re desperate to kill , and destined to fail!
Slippery as fuck, he won’t make a truce
Through the saloon doors, he slinks right in,
Winks at a dame and she shows him her skin,
Even your saints wanna be like him,
Cowboy on the loose!
Cowboy on the loose!
He’s a ruckus in boots,
Dodging every law , you only ever see his caboose
Ladies line the streets, in pursuit of the brute,
But they can’t catch him yet just like water is wet
Cowboy on the loose!
With a hat tipped low on his mischievous brow,
Tales of his antics, from p'lice to the plow,
Riding circuits in circuits, a neon steed's glow,
He's the talk of the town from the high to the low.
The sheriff's circuits fried from the chase,
Plotting maps and traps all over the place,
With his goose by his side, he can’t lose he can’t die,
He laughs at the gallows where he should’ve been swinging,
Every town that he leaves he leaves the church bells ringing!
This cat in a hat’s no dr Seuss!
He’s a motherfuckin cowboy on the motherfuckin loose!