You're such a cool kid!
Strutting around
So off balance that you can't look down
Cool kid!
Follow that trend
Hashtags never made a lasting friend
Cool kid!
Spouting off wack
Always clinging to the inside track
Cool kid!
Setting you straight
Don't go fishing when you ain't got bait!

I heard you talking in a voice so slow
A-sounding smooth, cool, good to go
I saw your latest status on the chat
A-seeming true, you hammered that
But something's sitting kinda inside out
There's a siren flashing and a creeping doubt
Made up sincerity is all you got
Trying to be someone you're not?!

You're such a cool kid!
Strutting around
So off balance that you can't look down
Cool kid!
Follow that trend
Hashtags never made a lasting friend
You're such a cool kid!
Spouting off wack
Always clinging to the inside track
Cool kid!
Setting you straight
Don't go fishing when you ain't got bait!

I saw you strutting down the avenue
A little crew, who, dig on you
I heard you digging up the mud and dirt
A-seeking mean lines, meant to hurt
But there's some copy that you can't redact
In a screenshot world every pixel's tracked
When the sunlight shows where the picture's cracked
Gonna see right through your act!

You're such a cool kid!
Strutting around
So off balance that you can't look down
Cool kid!
Follow that trend
Hashtags never made a lasting friend
Cool kid!
Spouting off wack
Always clinging to the inside track
Cool kid!
Setting you straight
Don't go fishing when you ain't got bait!

You're such a cool kid!
Strutting around
Cool kid!
Hashtags never made a lasting friend
You're such a cool kid!
Cool kid!"