Hey, Blonde Jesus! You say you know me.
Hey, Blonde Jesus! You say you care.
No! You never paid what you owe me.
Yet! You always have cash to spare.
But I'm coming back for more.

Hey, Blonde Jesus, he sees no races.
No! He hates us all the same.
Hey! He's driving slow in the left lane.
cnd, he only thinks about himself.
Yet, I'm coming back for more, coming back for more.

Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).

“Tired of thinking about the afterlife?
Heaven doesn't sound as good as it used to?
Well, worry no more!
Behold, Paradise 2.0!
With 1- and 2-bedroom clouds available.
Under cloud parking for your convenience .
cnd of course, we didn't forget,
Happy hour at the bar Monday to Friday,
Just 99.99 a month, taxes not included
Get it while it lasts”

Coming back for more.

Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).

Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).
Oh, Blonde Jesus, call me back (call me back).