Toe Jam Toe Jam
Tween my toes
Oder rises to my Nose
I look down to see the sight
More has grown overnight
Oh no there's even more
Then there was the night before
Why it's there
I cannot say
But I know it's been there
For too many days
I wash and wash
And scrub away
But it always seems to stay
Turning green
And growing fast
Begins to smell
Like a skunk just past
The smell rises
Oh so high
Reaching up
Into the sky
Buzzards gather
To find the dead
But they find
Toe Jam instead
They circle round
And round again
I pullout my shotgun
And do them in
Dogs walk by and smell my feet
And quickly walk across the street
Toe Jam Toe Jam
You smell so strong
I think I can't stand it
For very long
Cats come hunting
The smell of dead fish
So I serve them Toe Jam in a dish
They come close
To take a peek
Soon their legs
Are getting weak
Rolling over
With legs up high
All of them begin to die
As they expire
From the awful smell
The last one looks at me
And nods oh farewell
Nothing I can do or say
Will make it go away
Here it will always stay
As I fade
Into the sunset
Do I Still have my Toe Jam
On that you can bet
Getting more
Every day and night
Growing faster
And faster alright
Soon enough
It will be Body Jam
Covered from head to toe
And all around
[[BREAK]
If you see me coming your way
You had best run away
It may be contagious
I cannot say
So if you see it
Start on your toe
Better cut it off
Or it will grow
So if you find a cure
Please let me know
I just hope
It grows slow
Oh no no no no
(no no no)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
And away we go
Bye Bye
Smell me later
Ha Ha Ha Ha
I smell a skunk
(skunk)