Rule number one, you better watch you're back

24 -7, you're under attack

Choose wisely, like Invested stocks

Fuck the cookie crooks, you gotta watch the crooked cookie cops

Police brutality, never ever stop

When they put hands on you, it's snap, crackle, pop!

Looking for justice, there ain't none

Ritz crackers looking down on everyone

Prisons overpopulated in cookie county

Saltine crackers, still picking on brownies

Some sell out, proving they're a partner

Graham crackers, just a little darker

Fortune cookies, future look sad

Canolies, want segregation, so they mad

Baked goods, they all gone bad

Not bad, meaning good, but bad, meaning bad

Tough on crime, make streets safer

Only for the marshmallows & vanilla wafers

Black & white cookies, fighting on the news

Neutral Oreos, watching all confused

Jelly doughnuts, battered and bruised

Ho Ho's on the stroll, getting used

A snitch name Flakey, he's very shaky can't be trusted, loyalty is a wreck

It left some in shocked, but he's an apple turn over, so what the fuck you expect?

Flaky never do jail time,

Quick to tell on you and me

With all his bad ingredients, how he still gluten-free?

Meanwhile, Crunch is on a shooting spree

And he don't care who it be

Because Crunch be crunchy

He kills with no remorse

He just shot big Chunky

Chunky's bigger than a horse

With disciples who are Nerds, there's a KRACKEL with the word, who talking in parables, but with a heavy lisp

Long hair and beard, dressed weird, but loved and revered, says his name, Jesus Crisp

On the corner, preaching gospel, about wandering in wilderness, with lost tribe of gingerbread

Sacrificed, will THE BAKER show us paradise, when we leave up out this cookie jar?

He claims to descend, from the priest line of Hershey, but they treat him like a Mars bar

Candies are in hell, for lusting caramel, now they burning off in calories

144,000 angel cakes, blowing horns, here come the Calvary

It's a candy land sting, something went wrong

Guns pulled, criminal got the drop

Officer down, it's a 187 on an uncover Lollipop

Belly of beast, crime increases

Mayor Whatchamacallit?, smoking Reeses Pieces

Just like you, I was appalled

I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying to y'all

There's a videotape, him breaking the law

Sniffing lines of Fun Dip, sugar in the raw

Disregarding ethics, Twixed his crew

And said, two for me, none for you

Candy land is dangerous never put your gun away

Saturdays are wild, but this is just a Monday



Damn



Either that don't know

Don't show

Or they just don't care

What happens in this part of candy land